Gus would want me to make this factual, but in actuality, how fun is that? I'm Shawn Spencer, head psychic for the Santa Barbara police department. I have a one-hundred-percent success rate, but that shouldn't be a surprise, should it? I'm a psychic. I know these things.
Who's Gus? He's my best friend, man! We've been together... No, you sicko, not like that, just friends, for ages. Since we were born. (Okay, so it eventually turned out to be exactly like that. Long story.) He's my partner in everything, and, well, I don't know what I'd do without him. Just don't tell him that.
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